Old Spice has the best commercials. (x)
Good. Now drop it.
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
in tumblr we don’t say “I love you” we say “AHADSKJLHDSK I FUCKING CANT I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FACE REPEATEDLY WITH A SHOVEL MADE OF THE BONES OF MY ENEMIES SO YOU TRY AND FUCKING EXPERIENCE WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO MY GOD DAMN OVARIES YOU MOTHER FUCKING FLIP SHIT” which is really quite beautiful i think
some day i”ll go to a therapist and they’ll be like “where did it all start” and i’ll put my head in my hands and mumble “there was this one website…” and the therapist will be like oh no not another one
we’re all talking about club penguin right
what the fuck is club penguin
neopets was where it’s at
BUT WHAT IF DAVOS SMUGGLES GENDRY ONTO SALLADHOR’S SHIP AND HE BECOMES A SEXY PIRATE